I wish I was moving into an apartment next semester instead of back onto the Emmanuel campus. But things are looking bright because I’m living with Megan again and I really like living with her, she’s so blunt, but she’s so sweet too. It just worked out. Another thing that makes me feel better, is that I will be able to save more money over the summer and during my senior year so I can move to Canada for grad school with my muffin. Hopefully everything all works out.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
No I fucking LOVE this.